Disclaimer:
Seriously if you chop off your own dick then
you are truely a stupid fuck and its not our fucking problem.
OPTION A: AUTO CASTRATION
Here I will tell you how to castrate yourself. It is the most recommended way to be castrated as it is cheaper and funnier.
- If you don't want to feel the pleasure, steal some local anesthesia from your local hospital.
- Take the most powerful knife of your kitchen. If you did the previous step, inject yourself the local anesthesia near the genatalia (note that this will make you not to feel the pleasure!). Then make a cut with the knife on your scrotum.
- Disconnect the testes from your body and remove them.
- Close the wound with scotch tape or a water soluble adhesive.
- Dip your scrotum in iodine or boiling water to prevent infection.
OPTION B: ACID CASTRATION
Alternatively, you can find a bottle of hydrochloric acid in your neighbor's house and pour it all over your pelvis.
OPTION C: A REAL MAN'S CASTRATION
Go home and smash your balls with a rubber mallet (feels euphoric beyond all descriptive powers) one at a time. Chop off your dick with a fishing knife. This is how a real man does it. |
